I got an email on Friday from a regular reader and respondent telling me that he wanted to post a deep and witty follow up to another reader’s post only to encounter a SNAFU on the blog site. I had two immediate responses. The first was: “OhMiGod, I hope he doesn’t think I can actually fix this.” Just because I write this blog and it has the word “technology” in it’s title doesn’t mean I can DO anything practical in the technology space. Those days are long gone. If you know what //SYSIN DD * means give me a call and we’ll talk about the good old days. The second reaction was: “I wonder how many folks who use the term SNAFU actually know where it comes from and what it means.” As with many terms in popular use SNAFU is no longer used as it was originally meant. To most of us a “SNAFU” is a problem, error or misstep, which is not exactly what the term started out as.
I used to have a boss who refused to listen to or participate in conversations which were laced with “alphabet soup”. His contention was that he had spent too long in the military and that the part of his brain which stored mnemonics was permanently overloaded and he couldn’t store any more. He told me what SNAFU meant; and TARFU and FUBAR. For those of you of a delicate disposition let’s make it clear before we go any further, the “F” in each of these mnemonics is the same F that you find in the “F word”. These were three mnemonics which we were allowed to use in discussing the status of our projects. Think of them as the equivalents of the now ubiquitous Green, Yellow, Red status indicators. They are in turn “Situation Normal, All F*%$ed Up”, “Things Are Really F*%$ed Up” and “F*%$ed Up Beyond All Repair”.
Now the interesting thing to me is that having grown up professionally with these salty, military mnemonics and having learned later in life the more “professional”, genteel and visually pleasing Green, Yellow, Red status formulation I find that they are subject to the same law which governs projects and human nature. Which is this: if you are running a project it is hard after the first few weeks to give it a Green (SNAFU) status. Why? Because Green draws unwanted attention. How many projects are there where everything is on schedule and where there are no major issues or inhibitors? Is it Green because you are trying deliberately to look good, or because you are incompetent and have failed to see the Yellows and even the Reds lurking in the project’s shadows? Green looks really nice on plants; it is dangerous on project status reports. What about Red? Are you really willing to confess that things are FUBAR? FUBAR is pretty much the end of the line. FUBAR gets even more attention than SNAFU. The danger with a project Red status is that the project is going to be shut down, or you are going to get all kinds of “help” which you certainly don’t want and probably isn’t very useful anyway. So, you cannot, while there is any realistic hope of project rescue, cry FUBAR.
What is left? Good old TARFU. TARFU (Yellow) is safe. TARFU recognizes that this project, like all projects, has its challenges but that they are contained and are being addressed. TARFU allows the senior management to ask some good, insightful questions and to offer advice and counsel and to leave the status meeting feeling like they have contributed and you have learned. TARFU isn’t like SNAFU, which scares the senior management because they don’t know what you must be missing; or even worse, FUBAR, which requires that they do something which might hurt bonuses, reputations or even careers. Those of us who have been in a project which went FUBAR don’t want to repeat the experience. So, FUBAR is where we end up if a TARFU status strains all boundaries of credulity. The ongoing debate concerning Iraq is a prime example of TARFU versus FUBAR. The President, General Petraeus and Secretary Gates want to convince us that Iraq is TARFU. Most of the Democrats and some Republicans are convinced that Iraq is FUBAR, was always FUBAR and can only stop being FUBAR by withdrawing the troops (shutting down the project).
I’d be interested in any data that you may have to support or contest the following assertions:
· most projects which have a status of Green (SNAFU) are in early phases
· most projects are Yellow (TARFU) for most of their lifecycle
· most projects that go Red (FUBAR) are shut down, rather than returning to Yellow (TARFU).
As always, please let me know what you think, assuming that I get the SNAFU fixed that started this off in the first place.

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